eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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