I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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