Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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