CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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