I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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