They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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