pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Im part way to drunk.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
