I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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