just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
