How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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