Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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