She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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