i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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