For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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