He kissed a someone with a penis
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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