I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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