I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
its liver damage thursday
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
