i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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