I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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