We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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