Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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