woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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