what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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