Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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