Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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