How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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