hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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