He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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