I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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