i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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