We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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