my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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