Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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