no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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