How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
honey bunches of taint.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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