What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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