I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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