A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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