I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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