gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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