I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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