I got chris browned last night
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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