I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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