She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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