and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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