It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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