Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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