Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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