Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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