Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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